I'm at a Wendy's/Timmies in Bowmanville

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
02/27/2020 at 18:04 • Filed to: None

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Is this the authentic Canadian experience?

I’m going to need some road snacks. What should I look for?


DISCUSSION (17)


Kinja'd!!! CB > CalzoneGolem
02/27/2020 at 18:33

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In Bowmanville? So, still on the 401, or did you swing north on the 115?

In about 75k there should be an Enroute. I usually recommend A&W.


Kinja'd!!! Nom De Plume > CalzoneGolem
02/27/2020 at 19:12

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Road snack?

I’m envisioning a Canadian version of bubble tea only with gravy, cheese curds, and potato pearls.

Sadly, this brought back memories of “Horton’s, Here’s A Poo!”


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > CalzoneGolem
02/27/2020 at 19:17

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Nope, just Ohio


Kinja'd!!! Shamoononon drives like a farmer > CalzoneGolem
02/27/2020 at 19:31

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I really like Wendy’s Chicken Nuggets.  I’ve eaten 15 in a sitting before.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/27/2020 at 19:44

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Sounds Canadian to me


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > For Sweden
02/27/2020 at 19:59

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Wendy’s is from Dublin, Ohio 


Kinja'd!!! fintail > CalzoneGolem
02/27/2020 at 20:32

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20 pack of Timbits for here, another 20 to go.


Kinja'd!!! SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > CalzoneGolem
02/27/2020 at 21:12

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Isn’t that halfway between Springfield and Shelbyville?


Kinja'd!!! SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > Nom De Plume
02/27/2020 at 21:13

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And, THAT, is the award-winning Snarky Internet Comment For The Ages....

I just burst out giggling STILL at that genius.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/27/2020 at 21:17

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Ireland, Canada, and Ohio. The triumvirate


Kinja'd!!! someassemblyrequired > CalzoneGolem
02/27/2020 at 21:21

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Go to the nearest gas station and get some Zesty Mordant D oritos:

Ricky’s right, they were better back in the pre-Frito Lay era, but this is as close as you can get to the original Taquitos:

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Kinja'd!!! Jarrett - [BRZ Boi] > CalzoneGolem
02/27/2020 at 21:59

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That combo is very Canadian.

I know the exact location you speak of! I’ve stopped there a few times on the way to cottage country.  I live between it an Toronto ;)

Are you sticking around the Bowmanville/Shwa area until they figure out how to plow the runways at Pearson?


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > CalzoneGolem
02/27/2020 at 23:13

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“Is this the authentic Canadian experience?”

No.

“I’m going to need some road snacks. What should I look for?”

Timbits. 


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > CB
02/28/2020 at 00:43

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Yeah I drove on the 401 forever. Now I'm in the completely French part of Canada


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
02/28/2020 at 00:45

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3/4


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Jarrett - [BRZ Boi]
02/28/2020 at 00:47

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Nah I'm cannonballing home to Maine.


Kinja'd!!! I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/28/2020 at 10:39

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Tim’s, not so much. They’re not really around the North East Ohio area nor Toledo ish. But there’s plenty in Columbus and Dayton.